Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
try to milk me bitch
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