I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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