Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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