True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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