wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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