I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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