I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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