Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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