Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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