so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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