well I can't set my house on fire every night
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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