i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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