It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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