We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i love accidental penises.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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