Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
i think i just lost a toe
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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