I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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