Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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