she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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