A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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