arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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