Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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