Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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