so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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