Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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