I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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