It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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