People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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