Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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