In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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