508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
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I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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