don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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