dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize
