So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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