This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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