I hate all girls vehemently.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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