I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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