Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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