I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
of course. lets lasso hookers.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
