You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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