Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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