Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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