very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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