quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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