umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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