Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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