We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
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You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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