ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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