Apparently you make a good broom.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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