are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
