We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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