office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Fuck appropriateness.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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