problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
