my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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